Dean (on getting hit by the car): Did it look cool, like in the movies? Sam: You peed yourself. Dean: Of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!
Dean: Man, you’re a lying bastard! I thought you said we were going to see a doctor. Sam: I believe I said specialist. Look, Dean, this guy is supposed to be the real deal. Dean: I can’t believe you brought me here to see some guy who heals people out of a tent!